J drew a pic of mommy today. I was shocked to see it. I asked him where my eyes were and he pointed to the head ... which leaves the other two er... circles to be other parts of the body. Oh dear ... and he's only 5.
This afternoon, I was intensely following origami instructions when J suddenly stuck his fingers under my nose. Something funky wafted into my nostrils and I jerked away. Apparently lil' J decided to scratch his other end and share his 'booty' with me. I made him wash his hands with soap and banned all bottom nudity no matter how itchy or hot he is in the nether regions.